February 2012
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
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Watching Scandal in Belgravia for the nth time....
“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
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Anyone found Benedict yet?
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My friends have decided that I need to celebrate...
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The police don't consult amateurs.: "A mad amount... →
moriartysskull:
A marvelous young actor.
Gary Oldman, co-star (Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy)
Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t a man. He’s a situation that me and most of my friends are all having.
Megan OKeefe, journalist (The Huffington Post)
Benedict Cumberbatch seemed…
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TVD Myspace Profiles
Klaus: sup, my name is niklaus but you can call me klaus. i get da bitches. i kill dese hoes. i like blood & werewolves and shit. my family don't understand me so i killed them. ain't nothing wrong with dat. sometimes i like to draw. i'm the orginal gangsta. word
Stefan: Dear Diary, I killed like three people today. I can't with these emotions. I'm just going to shut them off. PS. Klaus won't stop stalking me.
Elena: I'm Elena. I always have guys after me. I'm so hot.
Damon: lol, I just made this account to screw with my brother.
Elijah: This is an account to broadcast my many hairstyles. Enjoy!
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“In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni … We go wandering at night and are...”
– Latin palindrome (via hateshiploveship)
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